Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarious. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Review/Giveaway: Lovely Vicious By Sara Wolf



Synopsis

Fire meets ice. Love meets hate. 

Seventeen-year-old Isis Blake hasn’t fallen in love in three years, nine weeks, and five days, and after what happened last time, she intends to keep it that way. Since then she’s lost eighty-five pounds, gotten four streaks of purple in her hair, and moved to the Buttcrack-of-Nowhere Ohio to help her mom escape a bad relationship. 

All the girls in her new school want one thing – Jack Hunter, the Ice Prince of East Summit High. Hot as an Armani ad, smart enough to get into Yale, and colder than the Arctic, Jack Hunter’s never gone out with anyone. Sure, people have seen him downtown with beautiful women, but he’s never given high school girls the time of day. Until Isis punches him in the face.

Jack’s met his match. Suddenly everything is a game.

The goal: Make the other beg for mercy. 

The game board: East Summit High.

The reward: Something neither of them expected.

**This book contains language, some of which may be unsuitable for younger readers. 

**This is the first book in the LOVELY VICIOUS series.




My Review

5 Awesome, Unique, Hilarious Stars!!


I can't believe I didn't read this book sooner! *Smacks self* My friends were telling me how good this book is and all I saw was YA and then told myself ahh I will read it another time since I am not in the mood for a YA.I grew out of YA I guess well thats what I kept telling myself until I read it. Hellooooo new favourite book! This book was just brilliant!

“She was probably a trusting, naïve girl before him, like a daisy.And then he came, and pulled her petals off one by one, forcing her to surround herself with thorns to survive. But he missed one petal. And she guards it with a tiger's ferocity.”



Oh and this cover? I totally love it! I could sit here and write about all the different ways you could interpret the cover and how it links with the book and blah blah but I'm sure you would be so bored reading all that so, lets get down to it ;)

“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - "

“Whoa, I think you overestimate me, shitlord. Last time I checked all I did was be in the wrong place at the right time. I saw you and had to - ”
“Stalk me.”
“ - delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.”

Isis Blake has recently moved houses to help her mum move on from her bad relationship she just got out with.It's also moving on from what happened with Isis's past relationship with Nameless <--Yup that's what he shall be called. You see Isis used to be fat and pretty miserable, and things with nameless left her feeling like she was ugly and rather depressed.But thats all in the past now she has lost weight and is at a party where she comes face to face with the Jack Hunter, the Ice Prince.

And offers me a black rose.
"I figured you'd hate flowers, so I decided to get one that matched your soul" He says. I take the flower, careful not to touch any of his long finger.” 


Jack Hunter is hot, smart and it looks like he pretty much has it all. Cold, focused and only dating older women as the rumors go but never anyone from school, so yeh everyone wants a piece of him. He isn't a normal, he was pretty much a heartless arsehole and then he meets Isis..Anddd she punches him. Great first meeting I tell you and it only gets better when she declares war! You're probably thinking oh pftt he turns all nice and they get together blah blah..WRONG! He is an arsehole you end up loving because he is an arsehole..A clever hot funny arsehole but still an arsehole..ya get me? ;) 

“Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with?” She asks. “Seventy. At least.” “How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.” 

This is a original story which had me captivated right from the start.I think I read this in one day and was craving for more. I loved the complexitivity of the characters and how their attitude and personality contradicted what was below the surface.

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”
“You’re drunk.” 
“Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.”


I adored Isis she is definately on my fav heroine list! Haven't read a book with a character like her she was crazy awesome! And Jack aww Jack can be a prick but you just can't hate him. It was funny how Isis infuriated him like no other and somehow between all the arguments, wars and battles lines seem to cross and something more that annoyance takes over.I loved their war and I'm looking forward to the next book to see what it holds.The plot twist and the little pieces we get from this big puzzle leaves you questioning..what really did happen in the past?Some answers are revealed but instead of it getting resolved it gets more complicated!

If you are looking for a hilarious, heartbreaking, amazing book I totally recommend this one!! 
Oh the cliffhanger..I knew there would be one but omg I did not expect that! Book 2 here I come.. 


Giveaway!

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Review: Tangled (Tangled #1) By Emma Chase Review




Synopsis
Drew Evans is a winner. Handsome and arrogant, he makes multimillion dollar business deals and seduces New York’s most beautiful women with just a smile. He has loyal friends and an indulgent family. So why has he been shuttered in his apartment for seven days, miserable and depressed? 

He’ll tell you he has the flu.

But we all know that’s not really true.

Katherine Brooks is brilliant, beautiful and ambitious. She refuses to let anything - or anyone - derail her path to success. When Kate is hired as the new associate at Drew’s father’s investment banking firm, every aspect of the dashing playboy’s life is thrown into a tailspin. The professional competition she brings is unnerving, his attraction to her is distracting, his failure to entice her into his bed is exasperating. 

Then, just when Drew is on the cusp of having everything he wants, his overblown confidence threatens to ruin it all. Will he be able untangle his feelings of lust and tenderness, frustration and fulfillment? Will he rise to the most important challenge of his life? 

Can Drew Evans win at love? 

Tangled is not your mother’s romance novel. It is an outrageous, passionate, witty narrative about a man who knows a lot about women…just not as much as he thinks he knows. As he tells his story, Drew learns the one thing he never wanted in life, is the only thing he can’t live without.




My Review



That.Was.Awesome!!




5 bloody hilarious stars!!

This book was just perfect, pure brilliance.I was hooked on it right from the start and really didn't want it to ever end.It is in a male POV..let me tell you that there are very few romance books that i enjoyed through a male POV but this book blew my mind you just cant hate it!


"Do you see that unshowered, unshaven heap on the couch? The guy in the dirty gray T-shirt and ripped sweatpants?

That’s me, Drew Evans.

I’m not usually like this. I mean, that really isn’t me."


Oh drew! i loved being in his head, so many things in this book made me laugh out loud and I'm sure my family thought i had lost the plot!
Drew is an arsehole really an arrogant little shit that thinks he is gods gift to women..


"Turns out I didn't get blue balls after all. I met up with the coffee house girl that night. She’s a yoga instructor.

Nice.

What? Come on, don’t be like that. I want Kate, no question. But don’t expect me to act like a monk until it happens. The thing women don’t understand is that a guy can want one woman and still fuck another one. Hell, a guy could love a woman and still fuck ten others. It’s just the way it is."


Yes yes he is a pig but I hate him? Nahh you just cant hate Drew!
The books starts off and you see that Drew is a mess a un-shaven miserable man locked in his dirty apartment and as he puts it. its because he has the flu..
Then you are taken back a few months to find out what really happens and you find how its all linked to a women..


A few days after that at a staff meeting, I “accidentally” spill a glass of water on some information Kate has compiled for my father. Something that probably took her five or so hours to put together.

“Oops. Sorry,” I say, letting the smirk on my face tell her how very unsorry I am.

“It’s fine, Mr. Evans,” she assures my father as she wipes up the mess. “I have another copy in my office.”

How very Boy-Scoutish of her, don’t you think?
Later—about halfway through the same meeting—do you know what she does?
She fucking kicks me! In the shin, under the table.


Kate is just like Drew in a way,strong,witty,passionate and beautiful.She is just the women he needs to make him a better person and challenge him.I loved all the characters even Alexandra the bitch!
Mackenzie is adorable :D


“For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!”




Can not wait for the next book :D




Review: Love Thy Neighbour (Friend-Zoned #2) By Belle Aurora



Synopsis
Asher 'Ghost' Collins and Natalie Kovac shared a passionate night together. One neither of them can forget.

So why is it so hard for them to be around each other?

With no hope of the two getting along they decide to go their separate ways. And somehow end up closer than they've ever been.

Will friendship ever be enough for the pair?


My Review

5 Hilarious,Emotional and Fantastic Stars!!



This girl. She’s my girl.
She’s not perfect. Neither am I. But she’s perfect for me, and I’ll do anything I can to keep her."


Right this book is brilliant.. you should all go read it!!
I was so excited to find out more about Asher (Ghost).In the first book he is reserved and quiet i always wanted to know what was going on with him. Wow did this book really develop his character I loved everything!

Asher 'Ghost' Collins and Natalie Kovac shared a passionate night together. One neither of them can forget.So why are they avoiding each other? And what will happen when Nat finds out Asher is her new neighbor? Can they be just friends?

"I don't make it this way, Nat. You do. Ever since we... You've been ten times the bitch you normally are. What you don't get is,' he leans down and whispers, 'that does something to me. It makes me wanna soothe the tiger in you. Bend you over another table and pound you into submission. Because that works with you.' His lips brush my ear. 'From a tiger into a mewing kitten. And I like that side of you, pretty girl. You think you're puting me off with this supreme bitch act? Nope, all you're doing is making me hard."

Haha! There were so many parts I laughed out loud but there was also a lot of heart breaking emotional moments! This book had a bit of everything and I just cant wait for more.

One minute I was like..
Next minute..

Asher..Asher..Asher I bloody love ya!I felt so sorry for him with all that happened to him and admired him for being so strong, carrying on and being a better person.

I love Nik for befriending him when they were younger,you find out that he really does love Nik and Max as brothers and Niks family is Asher's family.Nat and Asher are just perfect for each other they both need one another.


"I won’t ever admit it to her, but somehow, she soothes me. I used to sit next to her in the booth only to sit back, close my eyes and let the sound of her voice penetrate me. The sweet, smooth sound would banish any memories of my dad."



~~~

"You and me. We're the same kind."

~~~

“Say it, baby.”
It dawns on me and with a small smile, I tell him sincerely, “I love you, Asher Collins.”
Looking pained, he closes his eyes and rests his forehead on mine. He whispers, “Don’t deserve you. Not even a bit. But as long as you want me, you got me.”
My eyes close and I whisper, “Don’t leave me. Ever.”
“Never. You’re my girl,”


Next book please be out soon!

**ARC courtesy of the amazing author Belle Aurora in exchange for an honest review**

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Review: Friend-zoned (Friend-Zoned #1) By Belle Aurora



Synopsis
Nikolai Leokov never thought he'd fall in love with the only girl he's ever befriended. 

Valentina Tomic has issues with commitment after the ultimate betrayal. 

When Tina decides to make broody Nik's day better, she never thought she would end up friends with the hard man. 

Nik has never had a woman be so affectionate to him without expecting something in return. 

Nik and Tina cordially invite you to read Friend-zoned. 

A story of friendship, humour and love.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My Review

5 Amazing Stars!!



"Oh. My. God.
Angels must have broken out in song when this man was born. I feel like breaking out in song.
He is so handsome"


This book had a little bit of everything in it.I was hooked on it the moment i started reading and yes i stayed up late to finish this book and it was soooo worth it!

It is a story about Tina who has moved from California to New York a few years back to get away from the past that still haunts her she owns a boutique opposite a club called The White Rabbit.She watches a gorgeous man come out 3 times to take his cigarette break and he never smiles.One day she decides to send him candy wax lips and a note.

“Smile sometime, handsome.”

Nik the owner of The White Rabbit doesn't date and is upfront about what he wants.He is curious and wants to know who sent the candy and has told his brother Max to find out who sent them and bring them to him.

Cute girls wanna kiss. I don’t do that shit. Kissing means special things like relationships and girlfriends. And I don’t have relationships or girlfriends. I have fuck buddies. Because I fuck. Often. I most definitely don’t make love. I might not screw hard all the time but even slow screwing is just screwing.

He thinks Tina is after a relationship and is shocked when she just wants to be friends..


“So we can be friends, right?”

Wait, what?

I stare at her, a frown forming at my mouth.
Did I..? Did I just get Friend-zoned?


Nik and Tina struggle to hide their feelings for each other.They just want to be friends right?

“Tell me you want this as much as I do.”

I love all the characters in this book they are amazing!

Tina
Tina is a funny woman she makes people smile and everyone loves her..well other than She-devil Sissy :D She is a warm and kind but also broken due to an incident that happened in her past..

Nik
Ahh Nik he is awesome he is charming..He had a rough time as a kid he had to grow up fast and has demons to overcome, his past life is never too far away I love all the guys Max,Ghost and Trick and the girls Mimi,Nat and Lola!


Ohhh i just found out the next book is about Ghost and Nat! 




CAN.NOT.WAIT!!